Laughing Stock

  • FG Bureau
  • India
  • Jan 27, 2012

 A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” 

The father replied:”Well son, you must have got it from your mother, ‘cause I still have mine.”
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said,”And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,”

“That’s very fair, your honour,” the husband said. 

“And every now and then, I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m O.K. But I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?”, asked the nurse nervously.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe,but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the
curse on you”.
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”


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