Laughing Stock

  • FG Bureau
  • India
  • Jun 22, 2012

 So of course it’s difficult to learn the English language...and learning to spell can be pure guess work...

¬Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

¬A backward poet writes inverse.

¬A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

¬Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

¬When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

¬A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

¬Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

¬Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

¬Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

¬What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)

¬In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

¬A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

¬With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

¬Every calendar’s days are numbered.

¬He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

¬Acupuncture is a jab well done.

¬A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


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