Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.
Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missletoe!
Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.
Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .
Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A. Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q. Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
A. Santa Paws !
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve !
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