A woman went to the Doctor and said “When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?”.
The Doctor replied “Well, the good news is that your eyesight is fine”.
A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a goddess!
Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs. 5,000 for 3 questions.
Man: Isn’t it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
Man called the labour room of the hospital to know about his pregnant wife. By mistake, he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.
Man: How’s it going?
Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one on a duck.
A drunk man points towards the sky and asks another drunk: Is it the sun or the moon?
Second Drunk: I can’t say, because I am also
new in town.