LAUGHING Stock

  • FG Bureau
  • India
  • Dec 16, 2011

A woman went to the Doctor and said “When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?”. 

The Doctor replied “Well, the good news is that your eyesight is fine”.

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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...

I must be a goddess!

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Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs. 5,000 for 3 questions.

Man: Isn’t it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question? 

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Man called the labour room of the hospital to know about his pregnant wife. By mistake, he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

Man: How’s it going?

Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one on a duck.

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A drunk man points towards the sky and asks another drunk: Is it the sun or the moon?

Second Drunk: I can’t say, because I am also
new in town.

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