Laughing Stock

  • FG Bureau
  • India
  • Oct 15, 2011

A negative person sees the glass of water
half empty

A positive person sees it half full

But a realistic person adds 60ml whisky to it and says Cheers!

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When people do “ooh” and “aah” from 9am to 5 pm, it is Sensex!

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We are not the only ones who hate a long working week; after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W Th F!

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Banta was asked to explain in English – 'Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai, magar khushi aati jaati rehti hai'

Banta – My wife is always with me, but her sister comes and goes

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A gay asked the priest – “Father, is homosexuality against Christians norms?”. The priest replied, “My child, God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.”

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Santa – Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Banta – Google Kaur

Santa – Kyun?

Banta – Ek sawaal karo, 10 jawaab miltay hain

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Terrorism is now standardized

It has an ISI mark!

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What is fashion designing?

Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover too
little areas

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