A negative person sees the glass of water
half empty
A positive person sees it half full
But a realistic person adds 60ml whisky to it and says Cheers!
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When people do “ooh” and “aah” from 9am to 5 pm, it is Sensex!
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We are not the only ones who hate a long working week; after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W Th F!
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Banta was asked to explain in English – 'Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai, magar khushi aati jaati rehti hai'
Banta – My wife is always with me, but her sister comes and goes
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A gay asked the priest – “Father, is homosexuality against Christians norms?”. The priest replied, “My child, God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.”
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Santa – Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Banta – Google Kaur
Santa – Kyun?
Banta – Ek sawaal karo, 10 jawaab miltay hain
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Terrorism is now standardized
It has an ISI mark!
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What is fashion designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover too
little areas